novium:

that lil bitch

alfredtheherothatswho:

smellyodirk:

missjadeharley:

msbennets:

whoresilee:

reoblggin agan beacuse i don’t care

I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN LIKE YEARS OH M YGOD

this is my favorite post on tumblr fuck 

bringing it back

muacaiik:

I found this in my sister’s boyfriend’s camera.

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.

yinx1:

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

NO

earthwormjesus:

stabla:

when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we’ll never know

my cabbages

gogglesaurus:

It’s like an aquatic, angry Furby.

thefellowshipofthetwerk:

Are we human
Or are we old sport

sundancekidallie:

devildoll:

queencardigan:

i could do with some tall as counter myself tbh

warms

like a borrower!

maliciousmelons:

Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.

ask-that-fool-of-a-took:

unagi-master:

This made me laugh

I’m still laughing